The Ark Foundation's goal is to provide meat to the lower classes at an affordable price by growing it in labs. This is difficult to do, and the top scientific minds are needed to make this happen! So far all they've come out with is sort of a meat slurpee... ew. I mean, it's delicious! And also nutritious!
If you don't want to question where the meat comes from, then you'd make a good:
- taste testers
- marketing team member
- avid fan and supporter
If you know where the meat comes from, then you're probably:
- a nurse
- a janitor
It's ugly, folks. But it'll get even uglier for you if you tell anyone about it. Everyone's all smiles around the place, but that's how sharks look before they chomp on you, innit?