Questions
How do I turn off the Notifications sounds?
In the Notifications settings there is a heading that says "Notifications Preferences". Uncheck "Play a sound when I receive a notification".
How can I turn off a signature?
At the top right of every person's signature there is an X. If you click on that X you can ignore that person's signature or signature's overall. If you've ignored someone's signature it will not show to you, even if it's been updated, unless you opt to stop ignoring that person's signature in your ignore settings.
I would like to stop getting poked. How do I do that?
Poke Wars are completely optional. You can opt out of post wars by going to your Account Settings, clicking on Pokes and switching it off. You can also turn it back on this same way.
It is not a feature yet to opt out of the reset notifications however that is something we are looking into for the future.