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Hello, I play male characters a lot and my sites are all slow right now, so maybe I can use one? Idk. I guess. This is supposed to be where I quit RP but let's try just this one extra time. I'm a finicky person, and I have no idea what I want, so let's start with what I don't want and some things to know, and go from there.
- I don't do activity checks. I'm developing my own software and writing three stories at once, mama ain't got time for that.
- Or word counts. ... in a weird twist of fate, I don't like getting one-liners though. Better be one damn good one-liner. Ba-dum-TSH.
- Or apps, for the most part. If they're small, I may overlook that annoyance. (Fun story, I usually do bios anyway if they're not required. It's the required part that bugs me.)
- Honestly, the less micro-manage-y and strict your site is, the more likely I am to join it. I also don't really like sites that are built with children in mind. I cuss a lot, am terrible at self-censorship, and prefer to have the option to do non-SFW threads if they make sense to write out. I won't coat your site in smut, but if a plot naturally progresses to that point I want to decide for myself whether we fade to black or not. Not a deal-breaker, just something to keep in mind. I also don't... really want to play with kids, so, yeah.
- I am annoying when I get comfortable.
- But first of all, I have serious social anxiety. And I mean it. I will sit around and I will be quiet for an extended period of time (probably weeks) before I start talking. Once I do, you won't be able to get me to shut up. Like I said, I'm annoying when I'm comfortable. I'll be posting and plotting probably, but I won't be active OOC. What you do and how you react to my lurky ways can make or break my staying on your site and trust me, 500 posts a month at my peak says you want me to stay.
- I will probably be turned away from your site if there are too many hoops to jump through (you know, 300 claims to do after acceptance type stuff).
- I play a good number of non-white characters. You'll get Latinx's and Asians and probably some black people eventually, even if the first one is not it. I also play almost everything on the LGBTQIA spectrum, and I do mean the L and T.
- I'd sorta like to play one of my ice skaters, like, in his proper ice skater form, so a site I can do that on would be rad.
- I have early onset arthritis. I use Dragon NaturallySpeaking to work around this, and unfortunately when doing my posts with Dragon, it will often make mistakes and I won't necessarily catch them. I'm a linguist (give me a word or a name and I can break its etymology down for you probably), I don't need people jumping down my throat because Dragon mixed up site and sight.
- I also am half blind. I cannot read your grey text on grey backgrounds at 10pt Calibri, and tbh, neither can you really, and you will regret that eventually, love your eyes.
- I prefer dark themes. At least as an option. Bright, stark white gives me a headache to stare at for long periods of time.
- Gonna just come out and say I'm neuro-divergent. Wording is not my strong suit. I'm also kind of more of an event. I occur. Feel free to tell me to Chill (tm).
- Finally, I'm epileptic. Too many moving gifs, or ones that are flashy, jerky, choppy, or otherwise not smooth are just not kosher.
Some face-claims I use and would like open:
- Liam Hemsworth (usually a necromancer bad-boy with a heart of gold and a penchant for using sarcasm to hide his pain)
- Lucky Blue Smith (usually an impossibly old Roman vampire that runs a vampire coven slash mafia with a penchant for being right - he's clairvoyant)
- Jordun Love (normally a street racing genie with a drinking problem that works as a bounty hunter)
- Keiynan Lonsdale (Captain Buddha(tm))
- Shemar Moore (usually a police officer that speaks only two languages fluently, English and Sarcasm)
I have some other ones but they are usually very rare to find. Obviously these and the characters they're for typically skew supernatural-y, but I can adjust them to fit almost anything. I also draw my own characters so sites that require drawn media are fine too. I prefer real life/live action because, gbh, I'm lazy. It's 2021, I ain't finna argue with lineart.
Think your site's The One? Hit me. Don't be too upset if I never show up to the party. In fact, assume I won't. It's easier that way. I really am that dang picky.
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