AKNyx 33 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Have you ever wanted to see all the worst/best pick-up lines in one place? If so, this is the thread for you! Post your favorite groaners here; Share the wealth - - - - If you were a fruit, you would be fineapple. Edited July 5, 2015 by AKNyx 1 "Reviews a la Nyx" - Site Review Shop CF Twitter || CF Facebook Page || CF Facebook Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delphi 0 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Get a bunch of limes, find the person you want to try and use this line on, start dropping limes over and over... be terrible at holding on to those limes. When they look at you like o.O? (yea we all know that face) Look at them deadpan and say "I've never been good at pick up LIMES" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKNyx 33 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 You must be Gallifrey, because you've timelocked my heart. 3 "Reviews a la Nyx" - Site Review Shop CF Twitter || CF Facebook Page || CF Facebook Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seravian 50 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Is your daddy a thief? 'Cause someone has stolen the stars and put them in your eyes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Star 6 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. c: 1 Sites I Call Home: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seravian 50 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Do you work on a farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKNyx 33 Author Share Posted July 11, 2015 My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. "Reviews a la Nyx" - Site Review Shop CF Twitter || CF Facebook Page || CF Facebook Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seravian 50 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If you're feeling down, I'll feel you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Morrigan 1,826 Admin Share Posted July 11, 2016 Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel. Profile set made by myself and original Artwork by Fae Merriman, my daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Muse 16 Share Posted August 29, 2016 (edited) This is one of those various "pokemon" pickup lines I've seen.... "Hey, are you a trainer? Because I wanna pikachu jigglypuffs". Edited August 29, 2016 by Sparky Muse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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