Deep Sea 326 Share Posted July 15, 2018 TL;DR It's beef stew with seasoning from a beef tagine recipe In a slow cooker, combine: As many diced potatoes as you can reasonably fit As much beef as you want, because meat is delicious Diced onion because knives are hard and I don't know any other cuts Mushrooms (canned, because I'm lazy) Random frozen vegetables that I'm trying to get rid of Enough garlic to get a citation from the police One packet/cub of beef bouillon Culturally Appropriated Seasoning Mix Red wine instead of water, because we all need a moment to remember Jesus How to make the Culturally Appropriated Seasoning Mix: Equal parts (aka 1 teaspoon each) of... cinnamon ground ginger cloves nutmeg cumin paprika literally anything that shows up a lot in north african or south asian cuisine just do it you can add more potatoes if you put too much in And then cook on high for 4 hours or some shit, I don't know, we Proper Italian Families don't actually measure anything. And then eat you HERMITS JUST EAT STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER FOR TEN MINUTES AND ENJOY A HOT MEAL WHILE STARING AT AN OBJECT THAT'S MORE THAN TEN FEET AWAY FROM YOU DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT RESTING YOUR EYES FEELS LIKE? Anyway that's how we do recipes in my family. 1 Glub glub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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